Total Medals Earned: 474 (From 71 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,670 Points
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 9/12 (195/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 16/16 (455/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 5/10 (55/380 points)
Find the kitty.
Finish the letter after bumping into every girl.
Interrupt at least 10 conversations.
Walk for at least 60 seconds without stopping.
Let the clock run out without reading the letter at all.
Finish the letter without more than 3 students ever seeing you at once.
Finish the letter in less than 90 seconds.
Read for at least 45 seconds without stopping.
Finish the letter without touching any students or walls.
Finish the letter with less than 5 seconds left.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 4/5 (185/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Check the Credits Page!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/280 points)
Clear a level after dying five times in it.
Collect all hidden secrets
Climb to the top of the tower
Complete the game with no deaths
Achieve a Speedrun Mode time under three minutes
Medals Earned: 8/8 (70/70 points)
Connect the power cord to the power socket
You will find it, it is not so hard
just.. flush the turd!
Play the trumpet!
You do everything for a medal!
Squash the little red block-head
Can't say anything about that..
Gotta be fast!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.
Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!
Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.
Sarah was right